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Sunday, February 04, 2007

amg new school year, new school, new posts!

and as i was reading azia's xanga like a bored kid i realized i was dumber than her =(

I've done 23 stupid things out of 36

I felt the need to compel all my avid xanga readers to spend a few spare minutes of the day to marvel at how stupid I can be. So here goes...

How many stupid things have YOU done?

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (AND a solid door)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. haha they should give me like 10 x's for this one.

So far: 4

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have tried to lick your cheek.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them. (O.O oh sheeza its true!)

So far: 9

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix the whole way through.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 10

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire haha accidentally and on purpose haha oops?
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 13

[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People often shake their heads when they talk to you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 17

[ ]You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (zamg tarea!)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] you've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

So far: 20

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 22

[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling...
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day in your vocab.

So far: 23

Repost Saying:
I've done __ stupid things out of 36





Sunday, April 30, 2006

wow..i just realized that once i go to college, the majority of my vernacular will be useless (initially, at least)
ex:
"oh ehm jee thats so randgen" "waffles you nahzzer" "um unqualified generalization, kthx." "ello-ell return false!"

hm. oh well. such a waste of intellectual capital used to create those.

i asked valena to prom. i suppose she felt nice that day and said yes =). thanks to everyone that helped (erica for the idea, nicole for digging up info and visiting, lisa for keeping people busy, and stella for rejecting dumb ideas)

i honestly feel effed for ib math paper 2 and ap chem. like, worse than "omg 1st semester spanish 4 final tomorrow" effed. even worse than *walks into compsci room* "wtf holy shit my interview is TODAY!?"

i havent blown stuff up with bits of plastic since last summer, and yet i still find myself buying random pieces of useless gear. i wanna go build something or go hiking or something to justify at least 15% of my airsoft budget.

hrm, there was no real basic supposition to my post, let alone any advanced suppositions. sort of.


Saturday, March 11, 2006

//erica's pastiche of an alric xanga entry

zomg im updating! wtfbbq!!111one

but thats cause erica told me to do it.

i went snowboarding a week ago. or not-snowboarding. ha, it was fun. and i am lame. and i dont get what im talking about. and i watched peter pan. and made fun of erica a lot. and laughed at her the whole time. because shes a loser and i hate her guts. jkjk dont kill me! you're my homiedizzle fashizzle nizzle wizzle. =)

and i hate colleges. and i dont wanna go to illinois. google doesnt even have satellite images of...urbana champaigne...filet mignon...whatever the hell that school's name is. (country coke! HAHAAHA get it? urbana=urban? champaigne=the stuff i get drunk off of? and the opposites of those words....okay no) i suck at life. yes, i like to suck things so much that i even suck life. and i like sucking pickles. and cucumbers. i go through them pretty quick.

oh yeah i almost forgot. i have a new lover named anthony. hes "hawt". i like being with him in the back seat of a steamy car on a friday night an hour before a particular play is about to start. rawr.

there! i updated. =)


Wednesday, January 25, 2006

 

 

sigh.  "DUDE, i FAILED it!"

haha and i just realized, xanga uses public private and protected!  waffles!


Wednesday, November 23, 2005

so uhh i guess i have to post this before someone cuts my head off for not posting it.

1. I'll say something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a drink, or jello flavor, you remind me of.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

ha, but seeing that i update about once every month or two... *snicker snicker*

after being pressured by the terrorista, i decided to update before something bad happened to me

ricardo nguyen:
1.) CHARLIE!
2.) uhh a lot of movies.  platoon, the green berets, apocalypse now, forrest gump.....
3.) lime soda or whatever..cause i usually get that when i eat pho and er yeah.
4.) RICHARD! *points at brian and smiles*
5.) engrish 1 with the hufferd, you sitting there in your blue sweatshirt lookin like a bum, talking to jon lim.  haha.
6.)  a bear...cause of your bear hugs..
7.) are you serious about your yearbook quote?

a-kim!:
1.) you have "heavy load stress relievers" or whatever on your backpack straps
2.) breakfast at tiffany's!
3.) sprite.  i dunno why but you look sprite-y
4.) LOLMGBBQ ITS C-MONEY!!! .... lemon chicken are t3h h0t!
5.) thats a good question.  id hafta say a chatroom, freshman year, and i made fun of you cause i thought you were matt tom.  my 2nd memory of you is talking about joining water polo to hide from johnson....
6.) an asian elephant, cause it has the word asia in it! haaa okay.
7.) do you honestly believe that youre gonna marry louis vayo?

mi terrorista favorita!:
1.) your pink phone looks like its primary function isnt to let you engage in audio-based communications
2.) carlos ponce - escuchame hes a stud
3.) green jello!
4.) MUCHO SEXO!...well.  no.  darn.  sexy singing yellow men in hot red addidas jackets?
5.) i think i had a vague idea of who you were in hinmans class...you were sitting in the middle part of the classroom (directly facing the board) and you were talking to..aruna?  and yeah.  thats about it.  more intersting and tasty stuff en espanol though!
6.) a ferret!
7.) were you really born in the ghetto?

"urrica" (more commonly referred to as "erica")

1.) you kicked my ass freshman year! ...literally..
2.) mr brightside, cause sohum sang it for you and i was watching.  it was a lolbbq!!!11one moment =) or kodak moment, whichever you prefer.
3.) cream soda...i dont know why...you just look cream soda-y
4.) nayaryati?
5.) well supposedly you saw me the summer before freshman year....but me being the peabrained idiot that i am...hm..well anyways i was walking with isabel to her locker after the 1st day of school, and you were at her locker, and you said to her "OMG SAY HI TO HIM!" or something..about some guy passing by.  wow, we're oooold.
6.) a rabbit!  was it your icon awhile ago?  hmm..
7.) soooo whats the new yearbook theme? =)

tracy (before she kills me or something.  you should see what she does to keith when she gets mad   JUST KIDDING! i wouldnt know)

1.) sh0rt!
2.) that is a really good question. 
3.) red jello..forgot what flavor that is
4.) CAO!
5.) i was walking around school soph year during a rally.  you n keith were in the 500 building and err..i think he was sleeping on your lap or whatever.  and then someone said to me "dude tracy is so nice to keith" or something like that. 
6.) a rabbit.  cause..i associate people to their backpacks..and..red backpack..er..is kinda like a rabbit?  duno why.
7.) do you REALLY think keith is hot?


watson...
1.) import chn.util!
2.) binky pointer fun!
3.) red bull...you seem red bull-y
4.) OMGHOLYSHITBBQHWQUIZUSEAPASS!
5.) ict, andre calling you a "pale white boy" ... or something like that.  bastard, you and chris finished all the labs early and i was sittin around with hanae.. "trying" to do the labs.
6.) a bear.  probably cause of that jacket.
7.) is your sister hot?  i think ive asked that before but i forgot the answer



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